Thursday, January 28, 2010

Breakfast + Lunch/Dinner = Awesome


Breakfast is horrible. It is always rushed and never satisfying. despite these horrible qualities, breakfast has one property that makes it the third best thing in the world. When combined with kunch and dinner, breakfast tansforms into delightful activities that are more rewarding and enjoyable than any other passtime known to man (or woman). Brunch and Brinner - both are always capitalized due to their importance - are simply the meaning of life. So next time you don't know what to do, don't know what to eat, just grab some eggs, pancakes, waffles, coffee, hot chocalote, or any other breakfast-food-favorite and chow down. Just make sure that it is past 11:00am.

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